I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.