Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

“We should own a bar!” PGP

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.