Sprained my ankle. Turns out everyone I work with is a doctor. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

Friday I’m leaving town to go watch college football for 4 days straight. I might never come back. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

Getting bummed realizing I won’t be able to max out my Roth IRA contributions this year. PGP.

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.