My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP