I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.

I don’t want to be here.

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

I just had to explain the concept of a hyperlink to a coworker. PGP.

Looking for your Times New Roman in the streets who’s a Wingdings in the sheets, but content on settling with a Calibri every time.