Practicing your golf swing mid conversation with a co-worker. PGP

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

Checking the current weather from my computer because my personal office has no windows. #PGP

More like DRINK DE MAYO. AMIRIGHT?! (Just kidding, I’m at work and went to bed at 9:30 last night.) PGP

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

Can’t tell if I’m hungover, sick, or just getting old. PGP.