I went to IKEA last night and really had a great time. PGP.

Is it football season yet? PGP.

Took vacation on my birthday next week to avoid my coworkers, they found out and are making me celebrate today. PGP.

The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.

My coworkers children are having children. PGP.

Blacked out in front of a coworker this weekend. Today should be fun. PGP.

I’m hungover again. PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.