Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.

Having “team huddles” twice a week that consist of the CFO reading Dilbert strips aloud, followed by brainstorming ways to apply these lessons to our work. PGP.

The office throwing an open bar event on Thursday and still expecting you to be at the office Friday morning. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.

Wishing Jon Taffer would come in and fire all your managers in a rage of fury. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.

Developing “monitor envy” when a coworker gets dual screens that are larger than your one. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Conference call waiting music being stuck in my head could be what finally causes me to snap. PGP.

Getting locked out of your home computer for typing in your work password multiple times. PGP.