I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.

Using a privacy screen to hide the work you’re definintely not doing.

Casually ignoring emails sent past 4:30 PM.

My boss quotes himself in his email signature

Looking at vacation packages you can not remotely afford. PGP

Emails from HR reminding you that, despite weed being legal in Denver, random drug tests still test for it and it’s a fireable offense. PGP.