My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

“I’m not getting married until everybody can get married.”

I drove 30 minutes for my clients to pretend they weren’t home. #pgp

Jerseys from your childhood are now being worn as throwback jerseys

Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college

I don’t even like talking about work when I’m at work.PGP.

Jordan Spieth has made more by 21 than I will in my whole life.

My boss rejected my expense report for a business trip saying that my spending was “excessive.” PGP

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP