Not having enough energy to go out on a Tinder date after work on Friday. PGP.

Picking up wine on your lunch break because you know you won’t be off before the liquor store closes. PGP.

Only time I laughed today was in pity to a PGP post. Then realized, that was the only time I laughed today. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.

Saved my other half of leftovers for later so I could have two lunches to look forward to today. PGP.

Making a list of all the different lists you need to make. PGP.

Reading articles about office productivity hacks with zero intention of implementing any of them. PGP.

I bought a 12-pack of Natural Light last night, just to feel young again. PGP.

My Bank of America account has three figures. PGP.