Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.

Watching “The Wolf of Wall Street” and realizing that you actually do work for a “shit kicker bucket shop.” PGP.

Dropped my work iPhone on my personal iPhone. I now have two broken iPhones. PGP.

I was on a conference call during Dempsey’s goal. PGP.

If I learn anything from this internship, it’s how many times I can wear my work clothes without paying for dry cleaning. PGP.

It smells like smoke outside my window, but I’m too lazy to turn around and check. PGP.

My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.

The USMNT waiting to play until happy hour on Monday. PGP.

My Pandora has played nothing but songs about quitting your job to move to the beach. PGP.

I brought donuts to the office today. My boss told everyone it was him. PGP.