Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.

My boss hasn’t called me the right name since he’s hired me.

I told my boss I gave up working after lunch for Lent PGP.

Filling out a bracket that’s worth no money just because you’re bored. PGP

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.

20 minutes of half-assed work deserving an hour of surfing the web and opening NSFW e-mails on your phone. PGP

The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

always being prepared to minimize your web browser.

Being so hungover on March 18th that you turn the lights off when you get to the office. PGP.

Cigarettes were supposed to be a college thing