The tone deaf land whale in the next cubicle has been singing oldies all… day… long.

Congress voting on a bill that actually affects your life.

Seeing a cute girl at the gym and pretending to finish a set using the 90 lb free weights.

That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

Awkwardly removing valuables from your car while they guy waits to starts detailing it. PGP.

My mom keeps buying me self help books

Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

Doing tricep dips on the arm rests of your chair. PGP