“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

Facebook reminding me that I had a really shitty year. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.