Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.