I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

Doing all of the work. Getting none of the credit. PGP.

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP