I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.