Having your headphones break in the middle of the workday. PGP.
Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.
Being able to lip sync your coworkers’ usual responses to your morning greetings as you walk away. PGP.
Post-grad walk of shame- when you spend too much time on your phone when you’re in the crapper and have to walk back to your cube with one or more of your legs asleep. This happens to me a few times a week. PGP.