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Feel Better About Yourself By Reading The Most Vile Stories From This Weekend

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A Hypothetical ‘Seinfeld’ Conversation About Rompers And Romphims

You’re Not Living Your Best Life This Summer Until You Get To A Cottage

How To Get Your Body Summer-Ready Without Hitting The Gym

My Honest Application To Join A Group Of Male Buddies

Hot Circle Of Garbage IMO’s Pizza Being Named One of America’s Top Pizzas Is A JOKE

I’m Engaging In The Chase: Decisions, Decisions

The Lyrics To LFO’s “Summer Girls” Are Both Ridiculous And Wonderful

Getting Hit On Is Good, But Getting Head-Hunted Is Better