I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.

Beginning all online shopping sprees by clicking the ‘sort price: low to high’ option. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.

Using your old college ID to get a discount on a haircut. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.