People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.

I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.

Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.