Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.