The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.

Buying a plant for your cubicle because you heard it helps with depression. PGP.

Scoping out attractive drivers on your morning commute. PGP.

Googling “how to make new friends after college.” PGP.

I’m pretty bored. Guess I’ll go try pooping. PGP.

“Hey, did you get that thing I sent you?” PGP.

Forgetting to attach the file that your email explicitly states is attached. PGP.

Getting passive-aggressive comments about not contributing to the break room/party fund. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.