That feeling of disappointment when someone takes “your” parking spot after lunch. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

Eating lunch by yourself at your desk on your birthday. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

I had Chipotle for lunch and dinner and I’m not even close to ashamed. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

Not having the balls to online date, so instead you merely online flirt. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

Working harder at not working than you would if you were actually doing something productive. PGP.

Playing phone tag. PGP.