Getting way too worked up when people don’t reciprocate the thank you wave in traffic. PGP.

Please go to voicemail. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Seeing a coworker on Tinder. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

Tindering in the bathroom stall. PGP.

Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

Not going to the doctor because no news is good news. PGP.

Somehow feeling that one beer before bed the following morning. PGP.