Ending an email with a blatantly sarcastic “Thanks!” PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.

Having to Google slang. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.