Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

Having someone hold two consecutive doors open for you, and being unsure if you should thank them once or twice. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Going to a concert relatively sober. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.

Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.