That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

No receipt needed for $25 or less on expenses? Looks like I took a few more cabs than I actually did.

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

Asking, “Is it too early for a drink?” promply after your 7:15 tee time. PGPM

Honesty is only the best policy if you have a trust fund. PGP

I don’t like the new Google logo. PGP.

Had a blood transfusion before work this morning- blood type coffee. PGP

Decided to take the stairs, got to my desk and realized my coffee was sitting on top my car still.

Take night classes they said, accounting till 9:30 will be fun they said.