Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.
My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.
Forgot my staff ID at home today and had to park outside…like an animal. PGP
Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.
In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.
I enjoy watching Good Morning America over Sportscenter
Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP
When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages
Thinking about taking a personal finance class
Having a sexual experience that says “So, that’s how bad it could be?”