Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Forgot my staff ID at home today and had to park outside…like an animal. PGP

Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.

In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.

I enjoy watching Good Morning America over Sportscenter

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP

When you finally have sex and you and her are on completely different pages

Thinking about taking a personal finance class

Having a sexual experience that says “So, that’s how bad it could be?”