My desktop wallpaper is a picture of my flawless swing at last year’s golf outing. PGPM

“First day of school!” selfies invaded my snapchat. PGP.

I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

I had one Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch and was hungover for four hours afterwards.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.