Getting drunk and adding people I barely know on LinkedIn. PGP.

Your married Facebook friends posting sappy romantic shit on each other’s Walls. PGP.

I now have preset AM radio stations

When someone you know views your LinkedIn profile, then neglects to connect with you. PGP.

The company upgraded to 2-ply, highlight of the week so far.

Today, LinkedIn asked me how I know my father.

My boss heard me tell a client today that my job “is what it is” and that I’m “looking forward to moving on.”

I don’y always drink beer, but when I do…its whatever is cheapest and I get absolutely annihilated.

Placing a lunch carryout order at 9:30 so I have something to look forward to. PGP.

“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.