Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

“You guys hear about Jared?”

I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.

Your entire mood at the office being based on how long you’ve gone without caffeine. PGP

The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

My version of two-a-days is two cups of coffee a day. PGP.

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day