The person next to you chatting, “hahaha” to you when they’re clearly not laughing. PGP.

My coworkers birthday brunch turned into me getting sauced and having to take the rest of the day off.

Reading the Chipotle bag in hopes of feeling inspired during lunch. PGP.

“What are you doing for lunch today?” PGP.

First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

Boss came up to talk to me while I was changing a nearby gym locker room. I literally showed my ass to the boss. PGP

It took a year of networking and befriending IT to get the Wifi password. PGP

I get paid $25/hr. I still go halves on a $10 bottle of vodka. PGP.

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP