My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

Got halfway to work before realizing I didn’t have my phone. PGP.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

Reading fraternity emails from the list serve while bored at work. PGP

Being considered a “valuable team player” for your ability to clear paper jams from the copy machine.

With one final “Save the Date,” my vacation days are spent for the next sixth months. PGP