My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

Are Tuesday Scaries a thing? Because if so, I believe I have them. PGP

My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

More than half of my coworkers are going through menopause. PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Every drink last night equals another cup of coffee this morning. PGP

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.