No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

Older coworker just asked if I knew were he could score weed. PGP

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.

When I don’t wear make-up to work, “Someone looks tired today!” PGP.

Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP

Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP