Called my boss the wrong name this morning. Fortunately, he doesn’t know mine. PGP

Construction on our office building took out the elevator. I work on the eleventh floor. PGP

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

Private course antics on a public course because now I can’t afford a private course….PGP

Sore after softball, again

Spent my last fifteen minutes at work in the bathroom playing Tinder. PGP

Trying to explain to your coworkers how your Vegas Bachelor Party was without violating any HR guidelines. PGP.

Always telling my co-workers my weekend was “low key” PGP.