The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

Just found out that my base salary is lower than company standards for my job. PGP.

I don’t always take a shit at work, but when I do, I take at least half an hour. PGP.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them

Every time I decide not to check my email after work hours, I get six important ones. PGP.

I have every major news app on my phone. PGP.

My cubicle is basically just a cesspool of my own farts.

I’m at the weird age where my snapchat story feed consists of my older friends meals and my younger friends blacking out the night before. PGP

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP