I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Going back to the college town for the home opener. My body already hates me. PGP

Killed a bottle of wine and fell asleep at halftime. Who won the game?

My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM