ESPN and CBS have just been blocked.

She let our Bumble connection expire

“House of Cards? Is that about like, a poker player?”

A bird pooped on my head this morning, so that was a nice start to my day. PGP

First one at the office today so I clocked in and headed to my favorite stall.

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”

I now understand why the elderly complain about their joints.

When you ask for raises and corporate gives you two computer monitors instead.

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.