May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP
Accidentally blacked out at the baseball game last night. PGP.
Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.
Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted.
Warm toilet seats. PGP.
Went on a mini alumni trip back to the alma mater over the weekend, realized we drink more now than in college. PGP
Really putting my Constanza moves to work this afternoon. PGP
I got a Kroger’s card because why not. PGP.
Someone’s got a case of the Tuesdays…
When’s the next holiday weekend? PGP