Been here for a year. Done all there is to do. Mentally checked out while I apply for other jobs. PGP.
Not enough data to share, but too poor to leave the family cell phone plan. PGP.
My coworker responds “roger that” in a group text with my boss. PGP.
Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.
That one friend on LinkedIn who “publishes” academic articles on the market every couple weeks. PGP.
Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.
“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.
$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.
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