“We weren’t sure he was going to make it out of school.” My professors to my boss at the recruitment fair. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Only two single people in the wedding party – me and the groom’s 16-year-old brother. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.

Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.

Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.