My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

“Hi, who just joined?” PGP.

Just got my door pass for the office. I’ve worked here for two months. PGP.

I’m mailing it in… with this post and with this week… PGP.

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

Tore my best slacks power-sliding to AC/DC at a wedding reception. To the tailor’s by 8 a.m. Monday. PGP.