Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

I’m the oldest dude at my new yoga studio by at least 10 years. PGP.

Being unreasonably excited for a Monday morning because Duda took a screenshot of my snap. PGP.

Was told the lobbyist I was meeting today had a penchant for non-PC jokes. Apparently, I went too far. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

I sharted in the shower this morning. My body is officially falling apart. PGP.

Leaving your headphones at home. PGP.

I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.