thatYUPPIEprick

May or may not have graduated from a certain Midwestern state school sometime in the near past. He frequents local liquid entertainment establishments in cowboy boots even though he grew up in the suburbs. Welcome to the party.

Member Since 07/08/2014

It Doesn’t Get Any More Yuppie Scum Than This Washington D.C. Power Napping And Meditation Studio

The Single Woman’s Dating Playbook: The Intern

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Dating A Dad: The Introduction

My Bumble date just added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

Post Grad Problems