Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

Working on Veterans Day. PGP

Drunk Linkedin profile browsing. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.

Going on a business trip today. My parents told me to “watch my drinking.” I’m 25. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

Sometimes I make my bed for the sole purpose of feeling like I have my life together. PGP.