Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

Caught myself watching the local news and actually enjoying it. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

This year, my stock portfolio gained the equivalent of 20 minutes of parking downtown. PGP.

I’ll get a bed frame one of these days. PGP.

Work, Netflix, sleep. PGP.

My parents started charging me rent. PGP.

My boyfriend still pisses the bed when he’s drunk. PGP.