Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

My boss wanted to see an Excel video on YouTube, and I instinctively typed YouJizz. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

I just said, “Last time I saw you, you were this big.” PGP.

Walked a 5K. PGP.

Drinking responsibly. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.